Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Whoop-de-freakin' doo. My best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back. Who cares? I don't. But I could if I wanted – (puts fist into that wall)
Greg
Dude, you're getting sober, you're not turning into a robot. It's okay to have feelings.
Heather
So Greg knows that you and Rebecca are together? Oh no – Greg is probably freaking out.
White Josh
The funny thing is - and not haha funny, sad funny - the reason I got a DUI is because I was driving over the next morning to tell you that I loved you. But I blew my shot, and that's my fault. Life went on without me. And you and Josh? You should be happy together. You're happy, right?
Greg
Rebecca: It's like you don't even believe in me and Josh anymore!
Paula: I used to think that you two had destiny on your side, I really did -
Rebecca: PAULA!
Paula: But I hate to say it, but I don't think Josh cares about you the way you want him to.
I gave him the key to my heart, and now I'm giving him the key to my ap-HEART-ment.
Darryl
There's something missing in my life, and I don't know what it is.
Paula
Rebecca: But Greg's not an alcoholic...oh.
Paula: Yeah, I called that one.
Until this is cleared up with Greg, you and I are on pause.
Josh
Dude! I'm grown up!
Josh
Paula: What you've got with Josh is an AirBnB with benefits.
Rebecca: You are so wrong!
After everything I've done for you, that you didn't ask for, the least you can do is be honest with your mother- I mean, friend.
Paula
