Paula: Doctor, what's wrong with my cookie?
Doctor: I don't know what's wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess!

• Permalink: I don't know what's wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess!
• Added: April 10, 2016

What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, 'Oh Josh is such a nice guy, Josh is so happy-go-lucky! Josh can't be in a bad mood!' Well, you know what? Josh CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Josh is be in a bad mood.

Josh

• Permalink: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, 'Oh Josh is such a nice guy, Josh is...
• Added: April 10, 2016

Are that condoms that can prevent these feelings? Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart? Is there an IUD that can stop the image of you and me?

Rebecca

• Permalink: Are that condoms that can prevent these feelings? Is there spermicidal lubricant that can...
• Added: April 10, 2016

Greg: That bladder inflammation is my little gift to you, yeah sometimes chicks need medication after what I put them through! [to Rebecca] Come on, sing with me!
Rebecca: No, I'm not gonna do that.

• Permalink: No, I'm not gonna do that.
• Added: April 10, 2016

We don't need Josh Chan because I don't need him.

Rebecca

• Permalink: We don't need Josh Chan because I don't need him.
• Added: March 28, 2016

Greg: This isn't gonna be like a roll in the hay and then you go home. This is gonna be three days of you and me ruining each other, and not emotionally. Is that what you want?
Rebecca: When do we start?

• Permalink: When do we start?
• Added: March 28, 2016

This isn't about anyone else but you. You're not second choice. I promise.

Rebecca (to Greg)

• Permalink: This isn't about anyone else but you. You're not second choice. I promise.
• Added: March 28, 2016

Rebecca: Josh, focus on your girlfriend and on your family. And the next time you want to come and talk to me, don't just show up at my door.
Josh: Um...okay.
Rebcca: Yeah, okay, cool. Could you go? I have something that I need to do.
Josh: Are you kicking me out?
Rebecca: A little bit. Bye Josh.

• Permalink: A little bit. Bye Josh.
• Added: March 28, 2016

If we're not chasing Josh, then you're not gonna want to hang out with me anymore. I know it...He's our glue. He's what holds us together.

Paula

• Permalink: If we're not chasing Josh, then you're not gonna want to hang out with me anymore. I know...
• Added: March 28, 2016

Josh: Where is she?
Paula: I thought I knew where she was but...I guess I don't.

• Permalink: I thought I knew where she was but...I guess I don't.
• Added: March 21, 2016

Rebecca...are you in love with me?

Josh

• Permalink: Rebecca...are you in love with me?
• Added: March 21, 2016

Rebecca: I've been dreaming about him for so long. Like, most of my life. He's the dream, Dream Ghost.
Dream Ghost: But he's an illusion. Just like I am. Maybe it's time you see what else is in your life besides Josh Chan.

• Permalink: But he's an illusion. Just like I am. Maybe it's time you see what else is in your life...
• Added: March 21, 2016