Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
You are getting close to Josh; I can feel it. And if you could just get into that turkey dinner, you would be set.
Paula
Would I like to go to the Chan’s? Would I like to be surrounded by the unconditional love of a hundred Filipinos? Of course I would.
Rebecca
Why do you care what I think? I'm not your priest.
Greg
I'm a good person that's my thing, my nickname's Mother Theresa Luther King.
Rebecca
I just love my daughter, but seriously, not in a creepy way.
Darryl
I think I might be attracted to someone besides Valencia.
Josh
Do you forgive me yet?
Rebecca [to Greg]
Rebecca: So Gregory, we are on a date.
Greg: Yes, we are.
Rebecca: Yes, okay. Let's engage in some date conversation.
Greg: Okay.
Rebecca: Who is your favorite president? Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes, for obvious reasons.
Greg: Have you been on a date before?
Rebecca: I have, I'm just trying to be mature and responsible and --PORK!
I don't want to label her. I just want to be her friend.
Heather
Why not settle for me? Darling, settle for me. I think that you'll have to agree we make quite a pair.
Greg
Rebecca: The new me is making healthier choices.
Greg: You sound like that weird butter commercial.
Are you making healthy choices?
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