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Put your hands on your head. Mitchell Crossford you're under arrest.
Hotch
Reid: There's an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
Lewis: That's lovely.
Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together though space and time for 500 years.
Never take statements from people speaking in tongues.
Warner
JJ: Look it's hard knowing that cases are still coming in and I'm not there. Do you want me to come back?
Hotch: Do you want to come back?
JJ: Yes. Just...not right now. Honestly the jump from one kid to two is....
Hotch: JJ take your time. We're all doing jobs we don't normally do but we'll manage.
Morgan: Nobody does it like you and me, baby girl.
Garcia: That never gets old.
Morgan: Let me get this straight. You put a hit on a hit man, but you went cheap.
Eisenmund: I didn't have a lot of money left over, know what I'm saying?
Lewis: Look I just want to say even if don’t' get the position this was the best job interview ever.
Garcia: Penelope Garcia. You're marvellous. [To Hotch] She's marvellous.
Hotch: Agent Lewis I believe I asked you to wait, and that was about thirty-six hours ago?
Lewis: It was completely worth it.
Hotch: Maybe we can have that sit-down now?
Lewis: Yeah. 2:00 a.m. is my jam.
Courage is grace under pressure - Ernest Hemingway
Garcia
The world will not be destroy by those who do evil, but by those who watch without doing anything - Albert Einstein.
Kate
Sweet mother. Gross. It's like Tinder for sociopaths.
Garcia
Morgan: Enough! That's enough!
Zorgen: You're too late. She is gone. You tell Kate Meg is long gone.
I didn't know FBI chicks could be so hot.
Zorgen
