Cristela Quotes
Cristela: Hey Felix, what do you think of Izzie's new bag?
Felix: I don't.
Cristela: Well, did you know she only wanted it to fit in with the popular girls?
Felix: Good for her.
Cristela: No, bad for her.
Felix: Why is that bad? I mean, I was popular. Daniela was popular. And now the kids will be popular, too. Only one holding us back is you.
Hey Josh, the printer's jammed. You think you could get Mark Cuban to fix it?
Football is not important? And on performance review day.
Oh, I know who he is. But I can't tell you. It's a secret. Like when I eat pizza and drink diet coke because I think they cancel each other out.
Well, win or lose, Cowboys always give you a reason to drink. That's why I love them.
Trent
Daniela: Cristela is just, she's being so stubborn.
Felix: Uh huh.
Daniela: This is where you take a shot at her.
Felix: Uh huh.
Daniela: Felix, I just said Cristela's being stubborn.
Felix: Okay, you know I love you. Cristela takes care of the kids. And you let Wendy call her the nanny. Now your Mom cooks and cleans and you would never let Wendy call her the maid.
Daniela: You know I wasn't looking to have a conversation. I just needed you to agree with me.
Cristela: This is a traditional Mexican recipe.
Trent: Oh, instant coffee.
Cristela: Ah jeez. Candles?
Alberto: Cause you're in heaven baby.
We're lucky, you love us for free.
Cristela [to Natalia]
Cristela, you really should learn to be taken for granted with more grace. Like me.
Natalia
Look, It's only right that I put this thing together, I mean, after all I'm going to be sleeping in it one day.
Alberto [to Cristela]
Monday's pants. Tuesday's sweater, equals Wednesday's outfit.
