Dare Me
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Addy: Nothing happened. We were out of there before the cops came. And no one's gonna talk.
Colette: Okay. Not even Beth?
Addy: Especially Beth. Beth never talks about anything. Not even to me.
Addy: What were you and coach talking about?
Beth: Nothing. Girlfriends just pissed you brought me there last night. So am I. It was the last place you should have taken me.
Beth: Can you imagine if someone actually wanted to take advantage of her? I mean, if she succumbs so easily to perceived peer pressure from her own sister. Am I the only one that sees the problem here?
Bert: She does kind of have a point.
Bert: Beth, why don't you just apologize. Make everyone happy, so we can get the rest of our afternoon back.
Beth: Well, I think people should be responsible for their choices. Even very small, weak people. This is really about accountability.
Tacy: I didn't give myself borderline hypothermia.
I am not your mother, Hanlon. I expected more from you. So much more.
Colette
Colette: God, it must be so nice to be a guy. To be applauded for just showing up and trying. Babysitting your own kid every once and awhile. Unloading the dishwasher once a week because I'm doing it the wrong way. You think I'm avoiding responsibilities, I'm not. I am just juggling everyone else's trying to be perfect every single second.
Matt: Nobody's asking you to be perfect. We just want you here with us.
Colette: Right. Smiling for the family portrait in the picture perfect house that we can't afford. Some nights, cooped up in this...trapped. It makes me want to scream. It makes me crazy.
Addy: I've never seen you hype a party so hard. What's your angle?
Beth: Can't I just wanna have fun with my friends? Every woman has her secrets.
Addy: Will is definitely worth cancelling practice for.
Colette: I didn't cancel practice for Will. I didn't cancel practice. You lead.
Addy: I did.
Riri: You know, I really thought she might come this time.
Addy: Enter enemy territory? No way.
Riri: Yeah, but, what is she doing after practice everyday?
There's sheep. Which is fine. Squads need sheep. But I don't spend my time on sheep, there's no payoff.
Colette [to Addy]
Matt: Hey! Is this a party or a home invasion?
Colette: It's a squad! It's my squad.
Beth: You ever hear him through those walls? Maybe with some skanky chick. Flinty voice.
Corporal Kurtz: You want to waste our precious time talking about my boss?
