Paulina: Now finish telling me what happened when you saw Alex sucking Allie's lemons.
Chanel: Can't we talk about anything else? Like the weather?
Paulina: Chanel.
Chanel: Okay, fine. So when me and Johnny came back here, we started reminiscing about when we were together and then one thing led to another and we almost kissed.
Paulina: Oh, Lord give me strength. Chanel! Again?
Chanel: I said ALMOST. Okay? Johnny realized it would be a mistake.
Paulina: Oh. Whew. For once in his life, Casanova showed some common sense.
Chanel: He's a decent guy, Mama. And he's been a really good friend to me through all of this.
Paulina: Chanel, I know the past few months have been very difficult. Between the arrest and now the civil suit, it's been a lot. And you know I am here for you. I will always be here for you. But Allie is your girlfriend and you need her support too.
Chanel: I wish I had it. And I wish I could be there to support her too.
Paulina: Well, it's time to stop wishing and start acting now. You need to move back in with Allie.
Chanel: You're kicking me out?
Paulina: No, of course not. My home will always be your home. But if you want to fix things with the woman that you love, you can't do it by sitting around my kitchen or sitting at the bar with your ex-husband. You need to go handle your business.

Nicole: So EJ revealed sensitive information? On television no less? He had to realize that that would affect the stock price.
Johnny: Maybe it was some kind of strategy?
Nicole: Not one I'm familiar with.

Will, missing a birthday is messing up. Cheating is a betrayal of everything that a marriage is suppose to be.

Adrienne

Rafe: The date couldn't have been that bad, could it?
Paulina: I think it was the swan song to our marriage.

Steve: What?
Tripp: Nothing. I've just never seen someone in a patch and glasses before.
Steve: You laugh and it'll be the last time you laugh.

André This one is more like a boy scout, but good cheekbones.

All we need is a big opening. You put on a white tuxedo jacket like Rick in Casablanca.

Victor

Stefan: You can spin it any way you want. Deny it. I know the truth.
Kate: No one cares about your truth.

Jake: We want a partnership with Victor.
Maggie: Victor would be the veteran. The old man who should have retired a long time ago. You two had better not be thinking you can pull one over on him.
Jake: Of course not. We have the utmost respect for Victor.
Maggie: Good. Because he is as sharp and savvy as ever, and I will not let the two of you take advantage of him.

I'm not going to stand here and beg you. Either you want the job or you don't.

Victor

From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

Hattie [posing as Marlena]: It is my professional opinion that Andre Dimera is, without a shadow of a doubt, mentally incompetent.
Andre: What? What are you playing at?
Hattie: I'm a doctor, and I took an oath to help people.
Andre: Help? I don't need help!
Hattie: Not only is Andre Dimera mentally incompetent, but this man is a textbook example of a sociopath.