DC's Legends of Tomorrow
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on The CWDC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 5 Episode 13: "The One Where We're Trapped on TV" Quotes
Ava, life is beautiful and terrible, all at the same time. But if we're only living part of it, then we're not living at all.
Sara
Constantine: Astra, look at me. What have I got to show for myself? 38 crap years of pain and broken promises. You want to know what my original sin was? It was you, Astra. I rail against the angels and the demons for being arrogant bastards, but I'm worse than the bloody lot of them. You know, I thought that I could use your innocent soul as a bargaining chip to save your mother. Bollocks. If you're happy here, then I will spend an eternity as ruddy Mr. Constantine trying to make it up to you and Natalie.
Astra: Is John Constantine really capable of such a selfless act?
Zari: Hey.
Nate: Hi.
Zari: You found me.
Nate: I'm never gonna lose you again.
You guys were heroes. But it's not because you do magic or because you have superpowers, what makes you guys special, what makes us special, is that we're just a bunch of misfits who are trying to make a difference. That is what we need right now.
Zari
We are on public access. This is a career-killer!
Nate
Oh, it is grand to see lady adventurers in pantaloons!
Astra
Nate: I got an audition to play Robin Hood in "Arrow," a show about a vigilante!
Zari: Mm, sounds dumb.
Behard: I'm back!
Zari: Hey, Behrad. Did you remember the gray mush like I asked?
Behrad: I got the green mush, the purple mush, the sticky mush, the slimy mush, and I forgot the gray mush.
Zari: You forgot the gray mush?
Behrad: I forgot the gray mush!
How could it be wrong? The Fates give everyone food, and shelter, and television. You don't want a world that looks like these history books, do you?
Mona
