You have a fine home, its cozy. Has it always been teal?

Evelyn

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My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

Evelyn

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Now you're just saying words.

Zoila

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I may be 50 but I am very, very handsome.

Spencer

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I've got a big mouth, you should have known better.

Carmen

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Are you sure it's not a brain tumor?

Spence

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But if it shows up you can take your shirt off again and come get it.

Zoila

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I do enjoy belittling people. It really is my best thing

Evelyn

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I wasn't a ho. I was popular.

Carmen

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I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.

Adrian

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You're like a feral cat, who's also drunk.

Evelyn

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And let's be honest, no one is ever going to choose you.

Fabian

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