Favorite Dexter Quotes
The babysitter doesn't trust me because of the lies; Lumen doesn't trust me because of the truth, there must be a name for that. Oh, right, Dexter Morgan.
Deb: I love you.
Dexter: I'm so thankful.
Not even a year old you're already destroying evidence...and having to flee the scene of the crime.
I've watched 67 people die, and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew - and they knew - they got what they deserved. But what if that's not what happens, if you don't get what you deserve?
Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.
Dear Abby, I'm a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.
Dexter Morgan: What am I even looking for?
Vince Masuka: Wait for it.
Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...
Vince Masuka: M-Fucking-99
Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?
Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.
Dexter Morgan: [voice over] That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.
Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.
Deb [to Lundy]
When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.
Deb
Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.
The perfect husband would have gotten rid of his old apartment. But I kill people. Not exactly the perfect husband.
Great. Security lights. Just what ever serial killer needs.
