Popular Dexter Quotes
(voice over) Some gangs earn teardrops of blood by killing. I understand, we all need our keepsakes. One man's tattoos are another man's blood slides.
Masuka: Hey Morgan. You wanna see something swell? Come a little closer.
Deb: And the token has spoken. Good to see you too, Vince.
Dexter: See you've been benched.
Deb: LaGuerta's just jealous the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
Dexter: Wow, you're chipper.
(to Rudy) Rest in peace. I am.
Gabriel: I've been boxing since I was ten.
Deb: Tough neighborhood?
Gabriel: Tough family. And those are just my sisters.
Mack: (hands Dexter two tranquilizer guns) So which will it be?
Dexter: Both.
Mack: Excellent.
Mack: So gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, ate my puppy.
Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
Dexter: (voice over) Actually it's two.
Lundy: Actually it's two.
Dexter: So you're single?
Brunette: (hesitates) Yeah...
Dexter: Makes it tougher to afford those big-ticket items, like cars and... houses. You rent an apartment?
Brunette: A house. You know, I hate sharing walls. You can hear everything.
Dexter: Tell me about it. No pets though, right?
Brunette: Is this a come-on? Because it's a little weird.
Dexter: Must be why I'm still single. (leaves abruptly)
(to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's fucking redonkulous.
Masuka
Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: (sighs) You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.
I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really really do.
Dexter Morgan
