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My social media is on steroids!
Kitty
Verena: Having that guard up is important?
Plum: It's everything.
What I wish for you is a better connection with yourself. Whatever shape you end up.
Verena
Stay in your goddamn lane, Cheryl.
Kitty
Cheryl: Stanley seems pretty checked out lately. Was he even listening?
Kitty: You know what he'll listen to? The sales numbers for all the manifesto issues. Double digit growth across the board.
Plum: If I can't have the surgery after this is all over I might actually kill someone. I mean I get to keep the money, right? Like if we find something it doesn't become evidence or something?
Dominic: No, you worked for it. The money is yours.
Plum: What do you think about it? The bypass, I mean. Everybody has an opinion.
Dominic: Doesn't matter what I think. What do you think?
Plum: Think it's a bad idea a lot less than I think it's a good idea.
Verena: I hear you, I do. I recognize how painful this is for you.
Plum: I wanna keep going, but may I make two requests?
Verena: Sure.
Plum: Could I meet the rest of my dates someplace? I don't love people, strangers, knowing where I live.
Verena: Of course. And?
Plum: And then could you tell them how I look before the date?
Verena: I actually did describe you, but...
Plum: I mean a picture is worth a thousand words.
Little girls were siding with terrorists while I just sat there waiting for a gentleman caller. I knew once he laid eyes on me I get what I call the stare. It sprang from a mixture of revulsion and disappointment.
Plum
Her greatest fear would be that I would be fat.
Verena
You should be spinning. Running's too hard on the face.
Kitty
When Verena is finished with you, come find me.
Leeta
I know some of my girls have weight problems. At first I didn't want to encourage them to be fat. I mean if you give them pretty clothes where's the incentive to get healthy? But in the end I feel it's nice to include everyone.
Kitty
