Kitty: What happened to you?
Plum: I don't really...
Kitty: Is this why I haven't been able to find you? You've been too busy toddling around town trying to get glam?

I feel like I've been skinned.

Plum

Are you men or are you babies?

Kitty

What was worse the insult or the injury?

Plum

Was that somebody special? You had that somebody special face.

Marlowe

I'm no longer bangable.

Marlowe

This is not about Jennifer, this is about money. Money I'll earn by letting a well meaning rich lady poke around inside my psyche to make herself feel better.

Plum

I'm not losing sleep over dead rapists.

Plum

I care if they're rapists.

Plum

One look at their daily papers and all that went out the window, legit titty pics. As gross as our tabloids are there's are worse. Well, they were anyway, until Jennifer got to them.

Plum

The new Baptist plan actually isn't about deprivation, it's about being kinder to yourself.

Verena

Everyday I walk around in this skin people look at me like I have the plague. They act like I'm a stain. They stare and laugh and yell, and worst of all, they tell me I have such pretty face and then they lecture me on how I can fix my body because how I am is wrong.

Plum

Dietland Quotes

My body was just a thing I used to move my head around. So I missed a lot.

Plum

That's me, Alicia Kettle, but everyone calls me Plum because I'm succulent and round. Also known as fat. It's OK, I'm allowed to say it. I'm telling you this from the future if you hadn't gotten that yet, but don't think this is one of those stories. I'm still fat.

Plum