Plum: I don't want to be a glamazon. I just want to get on an airplane and not have to apologize to the person I sit next to. I want to go to a bar and get hit on by some bald guy, and I want us to argue whether said bald guy is actually into me or whether he just wants to get laid.
Steven: I know.
Plum: You don't, Steven! You can't! Going off Y, I got my feelings back, and it made me remember why I wanted 'em gone.

Who cares what he heard, we're eating.

Kitty

I think that this job is not good for me.

Plum

no one but me thinks. That is the problem.

Kitty

I don't think I want to feel anything until I'm Alicia.

Plum

Stay current or you're fired, Ben.

Steven

Kitty: We still paid for Malleck's legal defense and his PR team. I'm sure there's something in all our leaked information about it.
Cheryl: Well, why would Austen Media pay for Malleck's legal team?
Kitty: Because Malleck is -- was part of the family. If you, I don't know, liked to diddle golden retrievers, we'd do the same thing for you.
Cheryl: Well, fortunately for both of us, I broke it off with Rover.
Kitty: Funny. If you get any intel on who's behind this, tell me. If the monsters who killed Malleck are the same ones who hacked us, Stanley, and his family could be targets. I could be a target.

It's fashion week. They're already calling this the Runway Murder.

Cheryl

What the hell is a brain zap?

Steven

If you are suddenly straight, I am going to die of confusion.

Plum

Do I have to do all the work around here?

Steven

Alicia. This was my golden ticket.

Plum

Dietland Quotes

My body was just a thing I used to move my head around. So I missed a lot.

Plum

That's me, Alicia Kettle, but everyone calls me Plum because I'm succulent and round. Also known as fat. It's OK, I'm allowed to say it. I'm telling you this from the future if you hadn't gotten that yet, but don't think this is one of those stories. I'm still fat.

Plum