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Plum: I don't want to be a glamazon. I just want to get on an airplane and not have to apologize to the person I sit next to. I want to go to a bar and get hit on by some bald guy, and I want us to argue whether said bald guy is actually into me or whether he just wants to get laid.
Steven: I know.
Plum: You don't, Steven! You can't! Going off Y, I got my feelings back, and it made me remember why I wanted 'em gone.
Who cares what he heard, we're eating.
Kitty
I think that this job is not good for me.
Plum
no one but me thinks. That is the problem.
Kitty
I don't think I want to feel anything until I'm Alicia.
Plum
Stay current or you're fired, Ben.
Steven
Kitty: We still paid for Malleck's legal defense and his PR team. I'm sure there's something in all our leaked information about it.
Cheryl: Well, why would Austen Media pay for Malleck's legal team?
Kitty: Because Malleck is -- was part of the family. If you, I don't know, liked to diddle golden retrievers, we'd do the same thing for you.
Cheryl: Well, fortunately for both of us, I broke it off with Rover.
Kitty: Funny. If you get any intel on who's behind this, tell me. If the monsters who killed Malleck are the same ones who hacked us, Stanley, and his family could be targets. I could be a target.
It's fashion week. They're already calling this the Runway Murder.
Cheryl
What the hell is a brain zap?
Steven
If you are suddenly straight, I am going to die of confusion.
Plum
Do I have to do all the work around here?
Steven
Alicia. This was my golden ticket.
Plum