The Doctor: It's shutting down the wi-fi, the phone signals... Woah, that Dalek just shut down the whole of Britain's Internet.
Graham: What, on New Year's Day? When everything's shut and everyone's hung over?
Ryan: What a monster.

The Doctor: Come on then, you lot. Places to go!
Yaz: When you say 'Places to go!' where you thinking? Where to next?
The Doctor: I was thinking... EVERYWHERE!

Ruby: I can't just call you Doctor. I want to know your name.
Doctor: That's kind of complicated because I was adopted and the planet that took me in were posh and used titles like Doctor, Rani, Conquistador. Say Doctor for 1000 years and it becomes my name.

I am the last of the Time Lords. And I am so glad to be alive.

Ruby: Is it safe? What if I step on a butterfly or something?
Doctor: That is not going to happen. Who steps on butterflies?

The Doctor: Why did I run?
Ruby: Cause it was scary.
The Doctor: It was new. I love new things. But this one made me shiver and I couldn't get away fast enough.

Ruby: Ten minutes ago, you said genocide. Your people are gone.
Doctor: Yeah.
Ruby: How do you go on?
Doctor: For days like this, Ruby Sunday. I don't have a people. I don't have a home. But I don't have a job either. I don't have a boss or taxes and bills to pay. I don't have a purpose or a cause or a mission, but I have freedom. So I keep going to see the next thing and the next and the next. Sometimes it looks even better through your eyes.

Poppy: We're not supposed to be like this. Did we grow up wrong?
The Doctor: Nobody grows up wrong. You are what you are and you are wonderful and magnificent.

It doesn't matter where I come from cause I am absolutely lovely, aren't I?

The Doctor

It's strange, you were abandoned like this lot. If things connect, you are connecting like crazy.

The Doctor

Ruby: So the planet below wouldn't allow the babies to be stopped from being born, but wouldn't take care of them afterward?
Jocelyn: Yes. Strange planet, I know.
Ruby: Not that strange.

Ruby: We did almost die.
The Doctor: But we lived so much too.

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.