Doctor Who
Fridays 9:00 PMFavorite Doctor Who Quotes
Missy: Hello. I’m Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing 1 and… the other one.
Nardole [long-sufferingly]: Bill, Nardole.
Missy: We picked up your distress call [broad wink] and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
Bill: Yeah, we’re not assistants.
Missy: Okay, right, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Nags?
You’re probably handsome, aren’t you? Well, congratulations on your relative symmetry.
Missy
Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who. These are my disposables, Exposition and… Comic Relief.
Missy
The Doctor [about Missy]: She’s the only person I’ve ever met who’s even *remotely* like me.
Bill: So, more than anything, you want her to be good?
Nardole: Are you having an *emotion*?
Razor: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
Bill: What’s the difference?
Razor: I call one “good” and the other “bad.”
Bill: ...I’ll take the good one.
Razor: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!
Bill: What horror?!
Razor: Mainly the tea.
Hello, Missy. I’m the Master. And I’m very worried about my future.
The Master
Bill: You said… I remember, you said you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
The Doctor: I did say that, yes.
Bill: Were you lying?
The Doctor: No.
Bill: ...Were you right?
The Doctor [sadly]: No.
Becoming a woman’s one thing, but have you got… empathy?!
The Master [to Missy]
The Master: When I landed here… I had trouble taking off.
Missy: The black hole?
The Master: Too close to the event horizon.
Missy: And you screwed up. You went too fast.
The Master: I blew the dematerialization circuit.
Missy: Which reminds me, a funny thing happened to me once.
The Master: What?
Missy [throws the Master up against the wall]: A very long time ago, a very scary lady threw me against a wall and made me promise to always, *always* carry a spare dematerialization circuit! [beat] I don’t remember much about her now [pulls out a dematerialization circuit] but she must have made quite an impression.
See this face? Take a good long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
The Master
I’m gonna name a town after you. A really *rubbish* one!
Nardole
Why thank you Arthur C. Clarke. Teleport. Obviously. I mean,we're on a spaceship with dinosaurs. Why wouldn't there be a teleport? In fact, why don't we just teleport now?!
Brian
