I don't know where I am. I don't know where I'm going or where I've been. I was born to save The Doctor, but The Doctor is safe now. I'm the Impossible Girl, and my story is done.

Clara

Shut up, I'm making deductions. It's very exciting.

The Doctor

This is you, Clara. Everything you were or will be. Take it. You blew into life on this leaf. Hold tight. It will take you home.

The Doctor

There are two beverages in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine.

Madame Vastra

Since then they've been yearning for each other across time and space, across dimensions. This isn't a ghost story. This is a love story. Sorry.

The Doctor

I'm a Sagittarius. Probably.

The Doctor

Sorry, mam, so sorry. I think I've been murdered.

Jenny

Friends are lost forever more unless he goes to Trenzalore.

Whisper Men

Strax: The heart is a relatively simple thing.
Madame Vastra: I have not found it to be so.

The Doctor: I think it brings out my eyes.
Clara: It makes my eyes hurt.

Professor: What do you think she is?
The Doctor: Not what I thought she'd be.
Professor: What did you think she'd be?
The Doctor: Fun.

One psychopath per TARDIS, don't you think?

River Song

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.