The TARDIS is special. She has her own gravity. I'd explain if I had a chart and a board pen.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Picture the biggest ship you've ever seen. Are you picturing it?
Salvager: Yeah.
The Doctor: Good. Now forget it. Because this ship is infinite.

So that's Who...

Clara

Salvage of a lifetime. You meant the ship. I meant Clara.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Okay, so we're not doing hugging. I get that now.
Clara: What do you keep in here? Why are there zombie creatures? Good guys do not have zombies creatures. Rule one of basic storytelling!

I think I'm more scared of you right now than anything in that TARDIS.

Clara

The Doctor: You're just Clara, aren't you? Ha ha ha ha haa!
Clara: Alright, I don't know what the hell this is about, but the hug is really nice.

Clara: The library. You were mentioned in a book. You call yourself Doctor. Why do you do that? You have a name. I've seen it. In one tiny corner of that tiny book.
The Doctor: If I rewrite today, you won't remember, you won't go looking for my name.
Clara: We'll still have secrets.
The Doctor: It's better that way.

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Just when you think your favorite lock picking Victorian chamber maid will never turn up - Jenny.

The Doctor

Okay. Not London 1893. Yorkshire 1893. Near enough!

The Doctor

Horse! You have failed in your mission. We are lost with no sign of Sweetville. Do you have any final words before your summary execution?

Strax

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.