No! No weapons! Golden ticket! Spacey zoomer!

The Doctor

Clara: Do you think I'm pretty?
The Doctor: No, you're too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
Clara: Good enough.

I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million different pieces and there's only one thing I remember. I have to save The Doctor. He always looks different. Sometimes, I think I'm everywhere at once, running every second, just to save him. Doctor? But he never hears me. Almost never. Having blown into this world on a leaf, I'm still blowing. I don't think I'll ever learn. I'm Clara Oswald. I'm the Impossible Girl. I was born to save The Doctor.

Clara

Time travel has always been possible in dreams.

Madame Vastra

Clara: So you were a friend?
River: A little more than a friend.

Sorry, mam, so sorry. I think I've been murdered.

Jenny

Friends are lost forever more unless he goes to Trenzalore.

Whisper Men

The Doctor: When then you are a time traveler, there is one place you must never go. One place in all of time and space you must never ever find yourself.
Clara: Where?
The Doctor: You didn't listen, did you? You lot never do. That's the problem. The Doctor has a secret he will take to the grave. It's been discovered. That's not what's been found. No no no, that's not what's been found. He was talking about my grave. Trenzalore is where I'm buried.
Clara: But how can you have a grave?
The Doctor: We all do, somewhere out there in the future, the trouble with time travel is you can someday end up visiting.

The Doctor: Maybe I take up watercolors or beekeeping or something. Or, not.
Clara: So, how do we get down there? Jump?
The Doctor. Of course not. We fall.

Strax: The heart is a relatively simple thing.
Madame Vastra: I have not found it to be so.

I died saving him. In return he saved me to the biggest database in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn't even say goodbye. He doesn't like endings.

River

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.