Favorite Eastbound & Down Quotes
It's better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans than to be strangled by no one.
Kenny
I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.
Kenny Powers
I'm Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions, and I can't stop from yelling.
Kenny Powers
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it - making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way in case one day you're not famous you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.
Kenny Powers
I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my d**k... everyone.
Kenny Powers
Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space, and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit.
Kenny
You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.
Kenny
Ashley: I don't want to be embarrassed.
Kenny: Well, you're doing a good job of that on your own just by how you fucking look.
I am talking about me. I want — these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment in time here with an American icon and you're gonna waste it asking a question about the f*cking mile?
Kenny Powers
(To Kenny) You just look like a vagina with a mullet.
Reg
Kenny: Man, this feels good Clegg.
Clegg: Did you take one of those black beauties? The ecstasy?
Kenny: Nah dude. This is a real job. It's not like teachin' kids. Can't get fucked up.
Kid in Gym Class: My dad said you ruined baseball.
Kenny Powers: You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you. And I'm probably not going to like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do. If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, cause I aint watching.
