I am British Intelligence

Mycroft

[To Cheryl] I'm not going to throw in the towel. I'll take this time to figure out what I can do better.

Gregson

Gregson: You're telling me I shouldn't give up?
Sherlock: I'm telling you shouldn't haven given into the charade that is matrimony

I can help your friend Ms. Watson he just has to let me.

Alfredo

I usually cheer at the end of any marriage.

Sherlock

You’re special Sherlock, special people draw attention.

Handler

If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.

Holmes

[To Joan] These are several of my cold cases. They are the handful mysteries that have eluded my powers of deduction. So the next time you wish to use your skills on a solo venture. I encourage you to peruse them. I've already given them my all. You might even succeed where I have failed.

Sherlock

Sherlock: It's for you! This is my most loathed piece of furniture.
Watson: I'm touched.

She's a buffoon. All profilers are.

Holmes

That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.

Joan

With all due respect Holmes, so what?

Gregson

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.