Favorite Elementary Quotes
There are three surviving Holmes men, and you've sampled the carnal wares of one. Two would be a pattern.Sherlock
You think the State of New York took out a hit on a Russian oligarch?!Bell
Bell: Is *anything* this kid's doing legal?
Sherlock: Define 'legal.'
I could have sworn I had that statue removed!Morland [regarding Sherlock]
Joan: A woman did this to you.
Sherlock: ...a highly-trained woman.
Joan: Were you two in a fight, or were you having sex?
Sherlock: The two aren't mutually exclusive...
Sherlock: I know, Father.
Morland: Know what?
Sherlock: Why you never mentioned your brush with death. Why you never asked me, the finest detective you know, for assistance. You believe that I'm the man who tried to kill you.
Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here's how you can be certain I'm not the one who tried to kill you -- you're alive!Sherlock
Well, I've always found the best way to come at a haystack is with a pitchfork.Sherlock
Do me a favor -- don't be too careful when you arrest them. Person who did this belongs down here.Eugene
So, you'll break her nose, put her in the ER, but you draw the line at murder?Marcus Bell
We really are living in a golden age for perverts.Joan