Elementary
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Sherlock: Are you familiar with the concept of invisible ink?
Silver: Invisible Ink?
Sherlock: Trust me, I know precisely how ridiculous it sounds you might as well have a phone in your shoe.
Sherlock: Excuse me, might we offer you a drink and some company?
Escort: I'd love a drink.
Sherlock: Excellent, now that's out of the way. My friend and I were wondering what you might charge to sleep with us?
Suburbs Woman: I wouldn't want to speak out of school...
Sherlock: Of course you wouldn't...
I've decided Watson, lessons can continue after our companionship ends. Weekly visits perhaps. You can come by and I can share my wisdom. For the exchange of light housework, of course.
Sherlock
[To Sherlock] Right, I'm upset with your success which by association is my success...
Joan
She [Joan] rebuilds lives from the ground up. A way to measure her success is by how many careers she has rebuilt and the amount of lives she has saved.
Sherlock
Joan: As someone once said, once you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock: Sounds like a windbag.
Mrs. Watson: The other night when you were talking about Sherlock's work, I saw something in you. There was a spark, a sense of excitement. I haven't seen that in you in a long time. You like what he does.
Joan: Yes, okay, I enjoy it but I'm not a detective. I'm almost done working with Sherlock and it's onto another client.
Mrs. Watson: Will the next client make you happy? People find their path in the strangest of ways.
You're the smartest man I know..... [No response from Sherlock] Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous.
Joan
Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an axe.
Sherlock
We can talk fees on the way but I am not sure for a job that will only take me one or two hours to solve.
Sherlock
Sherlock: If you must know, the relationship between the Lynch Sister and I is mutually beneficial.
Joan: I don't want to know.
