Would you like a demotion? I could arrange that.

Cookie

• Permalink: Would you like a demotion? I could arrange that.
• Added: May 04, 2016

Cookie: Wait a minute. You know i only got a two bedroom apartment.
Candice: Oh, then you best invest in bunk beds.

• Permalink: Oh, then you best invest in bunk beds.
• Added: May 04, 2016

Look, whatever it is you came for, Candice, I ain’t got time.

Cookie

• Permalink: Look, whatever it is you came for, Candice, I ain’t got time.
• Added: May 04, 2016

Hey Hakeem, got a verse for me?

Cookie

• Permalink: Hey Hakeem, got a verse for me?
• Added: May 04, 2016

Why don't you back off and let me handle boo boo kitty? You can handle that scallop you got coming over later.

Cookie

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• Added: April 27, 2016

Harper: My god, this woman got a tracking device in your sock, or something.
Cookie: This woman got a lot of things, honey. It smells fishy here.
Lucious: We were eating lobster.
Cookie: I'm sure.

• Permalink: I'm sure.
• Added: April 27, 2016

Hey, are you trying to save the company, or are you trying to catch and STD?

Cookie

• Permalink: Hey, are you trying to save the company, or are you trying to catch and STD?
• Added: April 27, 2016

Umm, our company.

Cookie

• Permalink: Umm, our company.
• Added: April 27, 2016

What's this bitch doing here?

Cookie

• Permalink: What's this bitch doing here?
• Added: April 20, 2016

I don't want that dangerous bitch around my boys.

Cookie

• Permalink: I don't want that dangerous bitch around my boys.
• Added: April 20, 2016

Lucious: I'd love to put some of your thoughts to work.
Cookie: Yeah, I think you already did that.

• Permalink: Yeah, I think you already did that.
• Added: April 20, 2016

Rhonda: Are you pregnant?
Andre: Who's the father?
Anika: It's Hakeem.

• Permalink: It's Hakeem.
• Added: April 20, 2016