Episodes Quotes
Marc: It’s sorta like that —
Carol: Not even a little.
Merc: Well, tell that to what’s in my head.
Carol: I cannot control the shit in there.
Beverly: He’s killed thousands of people!
Matt: Yeah, I guess the party won’t be too crowded then.
You like working under her? Or are you on top?
Merc
Helen: Talk about going out with a whimper. Literally a whimper. And a fart. A whimper and a fart.
Carol: Yeah, the farting thing takes getting used to.
Carol: And Guy Smiley is a puppet on Sesame Street.
Merc: Clearly Google isn’t my friend.
And I thought they were just cheating on Sean’s wife, Emily. Turns out I was out with the rubbish too!
Tim
Sean: Us working together? Really? Really?
Tim: That’s the worst toast ever!
Morning: Alan Thicke’s birthday party. We went back to my place, and I blew you in my hot tub!
Matt: Jesus! I was at Alan Thicke’s birthday party?
I would go as far as to say it’s never worth pointing out the irony, to anyone, ever, in life.
Matt
Matt: You know what, you don’t deserve crabs!
Diana; I don’t know what to say, he came over and we got to talking -
Matt: Well someone should tell him not to talk with his mouth full!
Diana: Wow.
Sean: So Helen is -
Beverly; Apparently.
Sean: But Carol’s not officially?
Beverly: I don’t think she’s earned all her badges.
Well, hello, those d*cks - come with d*cks.
Carol
