Episodes Quotes
Matt: You gotta admit, this was way better than my last proposal.
Diana: In that you weren’t cumming?
Matt: Exactly!
I say lets go pack!
Beverly
Matt: How great it is to f*ck your wife.
Sean: What!?
Matt: Oh no! Not your wife, my wife. But I can see why you’d think that.
Beverly: You’re both welcome to mine.
Carol: No that’s okay.
Helen: We’re good.
I don't want to hike, I want to stay with you.
Carol
Carol: Wow, two islands!
Helen: Yeah! I like to think that originally they were one big island, but then over time they drifted apart.
I’m trying not to giggle!
Carol
Diane: I f*ckin’ love that house
Matt: You shouldn’t have divorced me!
Diane: It’s not that great of a house.
Then it would be called "Einstein and Schmeinstein’s Theory of Relativity," to the delight of school children everywhere.
Beverly
Sean: Sure it has two families played by the same cast -
Beverly: You mean the premise?
Sean: Fine, the premise! But it was my idea! All Tim did was type it.
Soo, maybe not just father issues?
Beverly
My type is smart, beautiful, slightly damaged. Know anyone like that?
Helen
