Episodes Quotes
Carol: I kind of have an emergency.
Beverly: Okay --
Carol: I need a pet name for Helen.
Beverly: Right, I think I heard about this on CNN.
Carol: You should get the guy who did Merc!
Beverly: I didn’t know Merc had a heart!
I’m sure everything is going to be okay, and dad is going to come through with flying colors. But in the unlikely event that he doesn’t, hypothetically, what the fuck happens to me?!?
Mrs. LeBlanc
I’ve got my sister’s wedding, and that’s a whole other nightmare. She’s in a chair, so there’s figuring out the ramps.
Morning
Carol: But I’d rather have that than some guy who doesn't even invite me to his son’s bar mitzvah, but wants me to blow him in his wife’s wedding dress.
Beverly: Merc?
Carol: Yeah.
Beverly: And were you in the dress or was he in the dress --
Carol: I’m in the wedding dress.
Beverly: Oh, I wasn’t clear.
Matt: This place is nuts!
David: I know! But hey, for a million bucks.
David: No, I did the thing with the drones. We just got to blow up a jeep.
Matt: Aw man, I should’ve done that one.
Tim: Have I touched a nerve?
Beverly: No! You have have a nerve!
Tim: Well, for starters, I think we could really up the comedy.
Beverly: Oh my gosh, if you could get it up that would be wonderful!
Ohhh noooo.
Tim
Matt: I’m so fucking young!
Morning: What about me?
Matt: You look even younger now!
Helen: Oh and this was back when he still had his troupe. At one point it came off - yeah. I looked down, it was like this wet, little, ferret on my stomach.
Carol: Oh god!
Helen: And, at the end, because it needed to get worse, he came on a picture of my kids.
