Family Guy Season 12 Episode 18: "Baby Got Black" Quotes
I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.Chris
I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.Chris
All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try buffering.Chris
Peter: Let me help you! I'm great at finding stuff. Last night, I found Lois's g-spot!
Lois: No, he didn't!
Peter: I didn't think she was home.
Lesbians have regular carpets, too, you pervs.Peter