Chris: I can't tell if they have a really strong marriage or a really bad one.
Meg: I feel like it's weird but strong. Like Danny Trejo.

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Brian [about Fast and Furious movies]: So what's the plot?
Stewie: Oh. So you don't understand these movies.

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I've been touched by greatness. I'll never watch this hand again. This is the best thing that happened to me since I became a wise-cracking, fourth wall breaking superhero.

Peter [after touching Boo Berry]

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• Added: January 14, 2018