Oh thank god Brian's getting a book published. I thought this was going to be a Meg episode.

Townsperson

Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!

Chris

That one's on the cover!

Stewie

That's page one, she's quoting page one.

Stewie

We now return to another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason!

Announcer

Did someone say "jewish!?"

Neil

You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!

Lois

Family Guy Season 13 Episode 8 Quotes

Did someone say "jewish!?"

Neil

You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!

Lois