Stay away from my brother's butt.

Stewie

Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.

Quagmire

Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!

Stewie

Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!

After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.

Clive Crowley

A man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.

Clive Crowley (British Tom Tucker)

Shut up, British Meg.

Neville

Lydia (British Lois): But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock.
Neville (British Peter): And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock is for Tossers. We're meetin' at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and Cock and Pig and Wolf and Fife and Other Wolf.

Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.

Family Guy Season 10 Episode 22 Quotes

Lydia (British Lois): But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock.
Neville (British Peter): And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock is for Tossers. We're meetin' at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and Cock and Pig and Wolf and Fife and Other Wolf.

Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.