Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.

Stewie

• Permalink: Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.
• Added: January 10, 2016

He's happier than a sunny side up egg.

Peter

• Permalink: He's happier than a sunny side up egg.
• Added: January 10, 2016

Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.

Lois

• Permalink: Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.
• Added: January 10, 2016

Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Peter

• Permalink: Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
• Added: January 10, 2016

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

Brian

• Permalink: You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?
• Added: January 10, 2016

I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Stewie

• Permalink: I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.
• Added: January 10, 2016

He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.

Quagmire

• Permalink: He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.
• Added: January 10, 2016

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Stewie

• Permalink: Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.
• Added: January 10, 2016

I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.

Quagmire

• Permalink: I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.
• Added: January 03, 2016

Giggity.

Cleveland

• Permalink: Giggity
• Added: January 03, 2016

This is more pussy than even I can handle.

Quagmire

• Permalink: This is more pussy than even I can handle.
• Added: January 03, 2016

You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

Joe

• Permalink: You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a...
• Added: January 03, 2016