Sorry, got distracted. There are a lot of rats in London.

Watson

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• Added: March 25, 2018

Dr. Pritchfield: You seem to have a lot of opinions about things.
Stewie: Yeah, there are a lot of dicks.

• Permalink: Yeah, there are a lot of dicks.
• Added: March 18, 2018

I hope he didn't get cancer all over the seat.

Stewie

• Permalink: I hope he didn't get cancer all over the seat.
• Added: March 18, 2018

After five minutes you think you know me?

Stewie

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• Added: March 18, 2018

Quahog. What a pile of garbage.

Stewie

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• Added: March 18, 2018

When I was in the orphanage, my Sunday school shoes were potatoes.

Dr. Pritchfield

• Permalink: When I was in the orphanage, my Sunday school shoes were potatoes.
• Added: March 18, 2018

Stewie: Brian, I did something awful.
Brian: Do you want to talk about it?
Stewie: No.

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• Added: March 18, 2018

Chris: I can't tell if they have a really strong marriage or a really bad one.
Meg: I feel like it's weird but strong. Like Danny Trejo.

• Permalink: I feel like it's weird but strong. Like Danny Trejo.
• Added: January 14, 2018

I've been touched by greatness. I'll never watch this hand again. This is the best thing that happened to me since I became a wise-cracking, fourth wall breaking superhero.

Peter [after touching Boo Berry]

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• Added: January 14, 2018

Brian [about Fast and Furious movies]: So what's the plot?
Stewie: Oh. So you don't understand these movies.

• Permalink: Oh. So you don't understand these movies.
• Added: January 14, 2018

Brian: Quagmire? What are you doing here?
Quagmire: Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything sex related in this town.

• Permalink: Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything sex related in this town.
• Added: January 07, 2018

What's the matter, Brian? Have you fallen and can't get up?

Peter

• Permalink: What's the matter, Brian? Have you fallen and can't get up?
• Added: January 07, 2018