Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 9 Quotes
The fact you would give a woman credit for anything, it means you're a liberal.
Rush Limbaugh
Dear God, who definitely exists, we your people who have been on this planet for 6,000 years and not a second more want to thank you for this bounty and keeping congress primarily white through Christ, our Lord.
Brian
Oh no! It's a multi racial TV gang, including white guys.
Brian
Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Where's Diane, Ollie?
Ollie: She dead!
First I'm gonna stare at this brown paper bag that I'm pretty sure has food in it
Brian
If anyone's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.
Stewie
Oh my God. You're 40!?
Lois
Stewie: I think a lot of people were looking at me like I was really attractive which makes me think I'm going to grow up to be really good looking.
Brian: What part of that statement is supposed to lure me into a conversation?
Stewie: I talk to you about wet tennis balls!
Joe: Just for that, when the movie comes out, I'm gonna get Adrien Brody to play you.
Peter: I guess that means you don't want anyone to see it.
Come on guys, can't we all just be glad she's dead?
Quagmire
What do you think, Ollie? I miss Ollie.
Tom Tucker
The same thing happened to me... but with a mustache.
Tom Tucker
