Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 9 Quotes
That jerk dog from our patio door somehow got inside a hubcap.
Brian
Pink Panther: Hey first day being pink?
Brian: Yeah.
Pink Panther: Welcome to hell.
Oh yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots. You notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house? I do five hours of math homework every night even though I'm not longer in school. Sometimes, I drink out of a wood box. I was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult.
Quagmire
Stewie: It's True Blood.
Brian: No one knows what that is.
Stewie: Rich, gay people do.
Where you off to sweetie? You gonna go see three movies in a row so it seems like you're off doing something?
Lois
Stewie: How do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
Brian: Hey, that guy is a dick.
I didn't feel anything, but you did!
Joe
You can't just around in black face. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian chief costume I bought you.
Lois
Take it up with my butt, he's the only one that gives a crap.
Peter
Now let's kiss while the camera pans over to the drapes.
Carter
Peter: Hey Babs, settle something for us. I wanted to bring an owl, but Lois wouldn't me. Could you accommodate an owl?
Babs: I suppose there's some room in the owlery, but I can't be certain.
I'll be around. Where there's a rich white guy in need of another tax break, I'll be there. Wherever there's a brain dead woman in need of expensive life support her husband doesn't want, I'll be there. Wherever there's a country that needs invading for reasons that don't quite pan out, I'll be there.
Rush Limbaugh
