Hey what do you guys do after the screen goes black?

Doctor Hartman

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• Added: March 20, 2011

I guess we learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.

Peter

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Lois: Oh my god! I think Chris is having a heart attack!
Peter: We're not supposed to leave the table!

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• Added: March 20, 2011

Lois: Chris, have you been drinking?
Chris: Yes, have you been aging?

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• Added: March 20, 2011

Well high school is like Lord of the Flies. It's like a social experiment. And I hear Canadian high schools are even worse!

Chris

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• Added: March 20, 2011

No, no, Peter, you're still you; you're just a teenager, you're not switching genders.

Lois

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• Added: March 20, 2011

Damn right I do! It's because I make all the money! I'm the big..."Mamu" around here!

Peter

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• Added: March 20, 2011

It's like putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.

Peter

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• Added: March 20, 2011

Meg: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris: You mean look at what two black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike...

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• Added: March 20, 2011

Chris: Hey Meg! I'm going to jump that fire hydrant!
Meg: Chris don't! You're going to wreck Dad's bike!
Chris: Too late! I already narrowed my eyes!

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• Added: March 20, 2011

I need these voiceover checks to support my gambling addiction.

Bonnie

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• Added: March 07, 2011

Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!

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• Added: March 07, 2011