Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Quotes
We had nothing, but you gave me everything. It was magic.
Alexis
Elena: I know it’s tempting to see this as a failure.
Courtney: That’s because it is a failure. I’m an idealistic, tone-deaf idiot with terrible ideas. And bad hair.
Courtney: Give me a pep talk. I’m so nervous. Tonight’s make-or-break.
Alexis: You are a badass, boss-babe, superwoman!
Courtney: I am.
Alexis: You’re going to murder this dinner!
Courtney: Murder it.
Alexis: I love you. Call me later.
You’re exactly the kind of person I need around me. You’re a bold disrupter. And disruption is what will keep us relevant.
Julia
Arthur: Before we go, Laura, honey, you spent your whole life trying to prove how much you love us, but that’s our job.
Melanie: And we’re going to try to stop sucking at our job.
Javier: At some point, something happened and you decided that I needed space to get to know Helene. So you took yourself out of the equation.
Elena: It’s much more complicated than that. There was a time loop…
Javier: There’s always a damn time loop. Or quicksand. Or magic mirrors. Or mermaids. That’s part of the deal being with Elena Roarke. Believe me, I get it. And I love it. But I’m not a guest. Neither is Ruby. You don’t get to make decisions for us.
You walk around here in your white suits and your cryptic words of wisdom, but you’re a liar!
Ruby
Elena: Okay, listen, I’ll tell you. It means, ‘When frogs grow hair.’ Really? You’ve never said that?
Javier: No. Crazy sayings on magic islands? No, no, no. That’s Roarke territory.
Laura: If I ever want to have my own life, and I want to share it with somebody that I love, I need to learn to create boundaries with my parents. What if I can’t?
Peaches: Hey, you were the only girl in the sixth grade who knew all the words to Salt ‘n’ Pepa’s ‘None of Your Business’ without messing up. If you can do that, you can definitely do this.
Melanie: Our daughter is in pain. Will you stop thinking about money? You cannot put a dollar figure on emotional trauma.
Arthur: Well, I remember yours having a pretty specific one.
Ruby: Why does she keep ghosting me?
Elena: I don’t know, Ruby. But my advice? When someone shows you who they are, you believe them.
Elena: So what can the Island do for you, Laura?
Laura: Well, I’ve never felt more alone. Or unloved. So, my fantasy would be to feel loved. Completely.
Elena: I understand. Completely.
