Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Quotes
Melanie: Our daughter is in pain. Will you stop thinking about money? You cannot put a dollar figure on emotional trauma.
Arthur: Well, I remember yours having a pretty specific one.
Javier: At some point, something happened and you decided that I needed space to get to know Helene. So you took yourself out of the equation.
Elena: It’s much more complicated than that. There was a time loop…
Javier: There’s always a damn time loop. Or quicksand. Or magic mirrors. Or mermaids. That’s part of the deal being with Elena Roarke. Believe me, I get it. And I love it. But I’m not a guest. Neither is Ruby. You don’t get to make decisions for us.
Arthur: Before we go, Laura, honey, you spent your whole life trying to prove how much you love us, but that’s our job.
Melanie: And we’re going to try to stop sucking at our job.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be talking about how great your ex-boyfriend is. I’m sure he has many flaws.
Ruby
Seth: [Three years] is how long we’ve been trying to have a baby.
Natalie: First, we tried the usual way. Then IUI. Then medicate IUI. Then IVF.
Elena: That’s a lot.
Seth: I’ve stabbed her so many times, I’ve lost count. That sounded weird.
Natalie: Don’t tell me to calm down. You ruined our fantasy.
Lou: Well, you’re ruining ours! There’s a hole in one waiting for me out there, and poor Vivian has barely had time to enjoy her tree.
Natalie: Wait. The tree? We came here for relief from the devastation of watching our entire vision of our future fall apart and you came for a tree and golf?
Lou: Don’t judge our fantasies.
Natalie: Oh, I’m not going to judge them. I’m going to destroy them.
Elena: Hydrating. Always good.
Javier: Can’t be too hydrated.
Now, sit your asses down. We’re going to finish this.
Elena
It’s a new chapter for us, not the end of the book.
Lou
Elena: Apparently, your ability to fulfill your fantasies is dependent on your resolving your neighborly disputes.
Natalie: This isn’t happening. Is this happening?
Seth: It seems to be happening.
Vivian: Why are you doing this to us?
Elena: I could argue that you’ve done this to yourselves.
Natalie: Lou doesn’t make any decisions in your home.
Vivian: Excuse me?
Natalie: The only decision he ever made was to marry you and you haven’t let him make another one since.
Keep an eye on those four. I’d like for all of them to make it off the Island alive.
Elena
