Fantasy Island
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Natalie: Don’t tell me to calm down. You ruined our fantasy.
Lou: Well, you’re ruining ours! There’s a hole in one waiting for me out there, and poor Vivian has barely had time to enjoy her tree.
Natalie: Wait. The tree? We came here for relief from the devastation of watching our entire vision of our future fall apart and you came for a tree and golf?
Lou: Don’t judge our fantasies.
Natalie: Oh, I’m not going to judge them. I’m going to destroy them.
Vivian: They still have plenty of time for kids. My tree is gone. We lost a living thing just because they wanted a watery death hole.
Lou: Some people say a watery death hole. Others say puddle of summer fun.
Anton: Princess, your beauty surpasses my imagination.
Gwen: This is wild!
Anton: I assure you, I’m quite civilized.
Elena: How are you faring?
Gwen: My handmaid has been poisoned because someone’s trying to kill me. So, other than that, I’m great.
Elena: Well, you wanted to be a princess.
Gwen: Yes, but I was thinking more like Cinderella. But anyways, high hopes dashed. Story of my life.
Princesses, they just have to smile and wave and they’re good. I could use a little of that. Also, jewels.
Gwen
[to barber-surgeon] If you don’t take [the leeches] off now and I have to, I’m going to have the king send you to the guillotine. [turns to Bea] Do we have a guillotine?
Gwen
Gwen: I used to think that being a princess would be simpler. I mean I have yet to make any decisions and everything is still wackadoodle.
Lance: Sleeping in the woods seems… not wackadoodle if it keeps you alive.
Javier: You made a decision about us without allowing me to weigh in.
Elena: I want to explain why.
Javier: No, I don’t want to hear it. Why doesn’t matter.
Elena: Javier.
Javier: Elena, if I let you explain, then I won’t be able to stay mad at you. Being mad is how I’m going to get through this.
Elena: Maybe this is wrong.
Javier: Don’t do that. You made your decision. You hurt me. My decision is to not let you do it again.
I just… I just don’t know what to do with my life, and I’m tired of thinking about it, and it’s just too much pressure.
Gwen
Gwen: I envy your talent and your skill. I don’t have either.
Lance: But you possess the ability to save a life. It’s far more impressive. I disappear into art when I can barely face my own life.
Gwen: I understand that.
Elena: Stay away from Ruby.
Isla: You’re just like your great-uncle.
Elena: I certainly hope so.
Helene: Y’know, I wasn’t born in mourning.
Javier: I know. I also know you can’t be in mourning forever.
Helene: That was a different person. That person thought she was going to go to school and live a completely normal life. Definitely did not have ‘Magical Island’ on her bingo card.
