He's not gonna stop. You know that, right? A man like that. He's not even a man.

Molly

This is tremendous work, Deputy. Impressive.

Agent Budge

I'd call it animal, but animals only kill for food. This was ... Sioux Falls. Ever been?

Lou

That's quite a pickle.

Lou

A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage, and he wants to get across the river, but his boat can only carry one of them at a time. The problem is if the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone, the fox is gonna eat the rabbit and the same for the rabbit and the cabbage. So how does the man get across the river without losing any of them?

Agent Budge

Lorne: Lester, is this what you want? ... Yes or no?
Lester: Yes.
Lorne [After killing three people]: That's on you.

Walk away.

Lorne

I let you come inside of me.

Gina Hess

Don't Mrs. Hess me. I was picking your pubes out of my teeth 12 hours ago.

Gina Hess

We had drinks to celebrate.

Bill

That's the thing. You're still wrong.

Molly

Nice collage. You take up basket weaving too in your downtime?

Bill

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?