Futurama Season 1 Episode 5: "Fear of a Bot Planet" Quotes
Guard-bot #2: Be you robot or human?
Leela: Robot... we be.
Fry: Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!
Fry: Man, we look stupid. We should've gotten store-bought costumes.
Leela: Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworth's in this quadrant.
Leela: We'll have to walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.
Fry: I can sorta dance like a robot. Will that help?
Fry: W-What are we gonna do?
Leela: I don't know! I don't know! It's not an easy decision. If only I had two or three minutes to think about it.
There! This oughta' show that stupid robot we care about him.
Leela
Leela: Now, we can't land on the surface because those robots will kill Fry and me. So we'll have to stay up here and lower you with the winch. And remember; You don't know humans, you don't work for humans, and, above all, you don't like humans.
Bender: I'll try to keep that in mind.
Fry: So, let me get this straight. This planet is completely uninhabited?
Bender: No. It's inhabited by robots.
Fry: Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.
Bender: Alright, I'll go. But so help me, I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you for the rest of your lives.
Farnsworth: Well then it's settled. So long, everyone!
Now, look here, Bender. I respect your diversity to the extent the law requires but you used up all your days off when you had that bout with Roberculosis.
Hermes
Bender: Well I'm not doing it! It's a robot holiday.
Fry: Really? Which one?
Bender: Only Robannukah, the holiest two weeks on the robot calendar.
Leela: Oh, come on, Bender. Last month it was "Robomadom" and before that "Robonza".
Fry: Man, that one was a blast!
Bender: It wasn't just "a blast". It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes which happened to take the form of a drinking contest.
Bender: Oh, I get it, make the robot do all the work!
Leela: This is the first actual work you've ever had to do around here.
Leela: Hey, hold on. I understand these robots hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoid aliens?
Farnsworth: They're not fans.
