I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Bender

Bender: You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right?
Leela: Of course.
Fry: But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.

Futurama Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Fry: Stop! Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you!
Leela: He'll do it. He's crazy!
Yellow Elder: Can they really breathe fire or did we make that up?
Blue Elder: Gee, I can't remember anymore. It might just be from that stupid movie.
Orange Elder: Was that the original or the re-make?

Bender: You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right?
Leela: Of course.
Fry: But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.