Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up.

Princess Isabella

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Galavant: You know what, Jean? It's 1256. The "your momma" jokes, they're getting really old.
Jean Hamm: So is your momma.

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• Added: January 04, 2015

Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Both of you promise me that right now.

King Richard

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Oh, my tummy hurts. That was a long song.

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Princess Isabella: And so what if you're still hungover?
Sid: Right! So what if you smell like slop?
Princess Isabella: So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top?

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Now, at least begins a true adventure! Epic. Wild. A real butt-clencher!

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Actually, I don't know. I've been thinking a lot about it every since he kidnapped me, and I'm gonna go with the fame and fortune.

Madelena

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I suggest you fall. Thanks!

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King Richard: And then tonight, you will join me in my bed.
Madelena: Yes, my king.
King Richard: Then, we're going to do it.
Madelena: Yes.
King Richard: And we're not just going to sit in bed and open gifts and talk about how much fun the wedding was. Okay? We're. Doing. It."

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• Added: January 04, 2015