Popular GCB Quotes
Nothing ever blows over with Carlene. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gigi
Gigi: You know it was awfully nice of her to dedicate this song to you.
Amanda: Mother, Jesus Take The Wheel? My husband died in a car crash.
It was so nice of you to remind my children that their daddy died in a fiery crash.
Amanda
Well, well, well, Carlene. I think Amanda just out Christianed you.
Cricket
Carlene: Now nobody can call me a hypocrite.
Amanda: Of course you're a hypocrite Carlene. You make us dress like a nun and you look like that.
Carlene: I have been saved. I have a wonderful spiritual husband who likes 'em where he can see 'em.
It's you and me Carlene. We are going to throw down.
Amanda
Amanda, because of your unspeakable cruelty, I transformed myself from a javelina to the beautiful, powerful Christian woman you see before you today.
Carlene
Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.
Cricket
I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.
Cricket
I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.
Ripp
That is the last time I volunteer to be a happily married couple. The singles here are creepy.
Cricket
I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.
Amanda
