Amanda: Look at Carlene, she can be so lovely, so gracious, almost human.
Elizabeth: You know darling have you ever considered that she is actually capable of a generous gesture where you're considered? She's really trying to embrace the idea of you and her brother.
Amanda: No.
Elizabeth: Me either.

Today's sophisticate and dynamic woman decides and accepts what her life is going to be it's not fair to someone just to walk in there and rip it to hell just because he has a penis.

Cricket

Well I must have heard wrong because you couldn't have possibly sent away a good man just because you're scared of some blonde nitwit in twenty-inch heels.

Elizabeth

Look at my parasol, it twirls.

Sharon

Cricket: Speaking of Daddy business, you seem very busy up at the ranch with your new foreman, Randy.
Blake: Rusty.
Cricket. Rusty.
Blake: That relationship has nothing to do with this. Never has, you know that.

Just look at them she drives men to drive off cliffs and he has terrible taste in women. Who am I to say they are not meant for each other?

Carlene

What the hell is a heckhouse?

Amanda

If this is what it takes for Panda's to hump no wonder they're going extinct!

Cricket

Let's take these babies and make us some babies.

Cricket

I'm sure she's a bottomless pit of inspiration.

Cricket

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda I just keep walking in to you in the most unnatural of situations.

Carlene

Amanda: Hey, I worked boobilicious after the Texas - LU game. Nothing scares me.
John: I served eighteen months in Iraq, some of the ladies around here do.

GCB Quotes

Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda