Popular GCB Quotes
Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?
Zach
I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.
Amanda
Amanda: Truthfully?
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.
Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.
I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.
Gigi
As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!
Amanda
When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!
Carlene
And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?
Carlene
At least you're using your boobies for good and not evil.
Carlene
Amanda: How do you apologize for shooting someone?
Elizabeth: That is an etiquette conundrum you will not find in Emily Post. You know, I have Dick Cheney's number someplace.
Don't you dare get all weepy on me. If you have to cry you put this deer caller in your mouth.
Cricket
Oh Amanda, sweet pacifist Amanda.
Carlene
