Zach: Sharon, you might just be on to something, I don't recall any fat people in The Bible.
Sharon: I know, right?

I am just not in the position to give up alcohol, sushi, or grabbing stimulus dollars for nine months.

Cricket

You couldn't become a star even if Hollywood was destroyed by a meteor.

Amanda

Carlene: We've been hoodwinked.
Cricket: By a delusional woman who thinks she can still fit in to her old cheerleader uniform.
Amanda: Um, excuse, me I totally can.

I'm on day four of an ice cube and bamboo cleanse.

Cricket

Amanda Amanda dear director Amanda.

Carlene

Losing twelve pounds is a stomach virus. Losing 60 is sexy.

Gigi

Amanda: Can you go to hell for hating somebody?
Pastor: I hope not. I really, really hope not. Really.

You're in my thicket in the middle of the night.

Cricket

Caesar hasn't swung his sword all day.

Cricket

If Dolly can have her Dollywood I can have my Holy-wood.

Carlene

Amanda, I don't know what you're thinking, but we're burning charcoal here not bras.

Carlene

GCB Quotes

Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda