Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Episode 12: "Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason" Quotes
Scott: God woman you are difficult! You just lock your jaws and won't let go. And I am helpless. Every time. I am completely helpless against you, Jo. The way we fight. God. It's exhausting and hot and exhilirating and frankly, weird, but you know what? I cannot imagine sparring with anyone else, ever.
Jo: I'm sure there are plenty of ladies out there you can swordfight.
Scott: No, no, no. See, now I believe that all of those were just replacements for you, Josephine. They...those women, they were just one off and goodbye. But you, I can't stop thinking about you. I wake up and I cannott stop thinking about how we might be together. I am, God help me, I am in love with you.
Honestly? I feel like I am cracking up a little bit. Like, survey says.
Abby
Barbara: OK, I don't know how many Kate Hudson movies you all watched last night, but folks don't actually run around saving people and magically getting people back together.
Jo: Not with that attitude they don't.
Gordon: I know you're not superstitious...
Delia: This is the happiest day of my life. I wanted to see you.
OK. Enough romantic comedies. I need to get my Mr. Robot on.
Delia
Phoebe: So back off, because he's not goin' anywhere.
Jo: The claws come out! I like it. You should suck on candy dicks more often!
I will no longer be punished! Anymore! You can...you can take your trolley, and you can take your ticket, and you can shove it up your aaaasssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Abby
