It's better. I mean nobody can live up to the all white, happily every after wedding gown, because ultimately it's you, it's the one you love, a lot of hard work and a gamble. Better odds than Vegas.

Abby

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• Added: February 24, 2015

There is no handbook! You're not the answer lady. Marriage is not a one size fits all deal. I don't know. You don't know. All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you!

Jake

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Jake: Tell me that living apart has not been a game changer.
Abby: That is not the way to save a marriage.
Jake: You don't know that. I'm talking about how I feel now.

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Jake: Just because we signed the papers, doesn't mean we have to file them.
Abby: What?
Jake: Maybe this is what we need. Time apart to figure our own shit out and become Jake and Abby 2.0. Better versions of ourselves. Us. I'm saying what if we gave this thing one more shot?

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• Added: February 24, 2015

You know, Will seems like a solid, very young guy.

Jake

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• Added: February 24, 2015

If in fact I can trust my emotions, I am in love with you. Madly. I want to be with you for the rest of our lives, just not as man and wife.

Delia

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Abby: I'm just sitting here with the papers and, um, this is gonna sound weird...
Jake: You're getting turned on? Legalese makes your horny? Look man, call your boy toy. I can't help you.
Abby: No. I just thought it might be easier if you and I signed these together. Preferably with some alcohol in hand. Mark the moment.
Jake: You mean like a we got in this together, let's get out of it together kind of thing?

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Fine. Celebrate me. But I am official against it and refuse to enjoy it.

Abby

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Jake: Hey you, awesome divorce.
Abby: We kicked divorce ass!

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• Added: February 24, 2015

I always wanted to buy you something nice. I'm sorry it took so long.

Jake

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• Added: February 17, 2015

Abby, you never got in my way. I did, and us splitting was a huge wake up call for me and I finally got my head out of my ass, but I totally get what you were saying.

Jake

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• Added: February 17, 2015

Congratulations Ms. Benai. The road to partnership is now elegantly paved.

Albert

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• Added: February 17, 2015