Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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Abby, and I think in the meantime you need to lay off the fifty shades of Abby shit while we have a daughter in high school.
Jake
The teachable moment is when the school expels the person responsible for the slut list!
Abby
Abby: I brought the hall of shame onto my family, Jo.
Jo: Oh, come on.
Abby: Did my piece put Lilly on the slut list? Am I the slut?
Jo: Definitely not. You're not even sleeping with the man. You're sleeping with the man-uscript.
She's a brilliant, badass single woman entitled to screw as many hot men as she wants. If you don't like it, suck it ladies!
Jo
I'm sorry, but what kind of junior high mommy mafia anti feminist bullshit is this?
Jo
Abby: Oh my God. Delia, you're in love with him.
Delia: I hate love.
Phoebe: I don't see the problem here at all.
Abby: It's a couple of booty calls and then the old chick helps you with your career.
Phoebe: No, that's not Will. It's sexy. You have beauty and clout. He loves it,
You know, the last time I offered to cook for you, you ran like I offered to light your hair on fire. So what happens if I try again?
Will
No. First you declare some kind of affection and then you screw Courtney?
Delia
You posted a photo of your 'man junk' on the interweb
Abby
So my man needs me to screw other men because he loves me.
Max
You can be authentic when you get your own column. In the meantime, bullshit. [and sing it with jazz hands]
Jo
